{"id":47468,"date":"2016-06-08T07:00:46","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T11:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.pro\/?p=47468"},"modified":"2018-01-04T11:24:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T16:24:08","slug":"uncommon-knowledge-why-did-the-dad-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/2016\/uncommon-knowledge-why-did-the-dad-cross-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncommon Knowledge: Why Did the Dad Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/dads-playbook?source=blog_uk060816\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-47470 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/21361_dads_playbook.jpg\" alt=\"21361_dads_playbook\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a>The fact that dad jokes are terrible isn\u2019t exactly carved in stone, but it\u2019s often taken for granite. Recent studies show that dad humor is actually full of useful information. For example, the fact that chicken coops have two doors because if they had four, they\u2019d be chicken sedans. Or the fact that employees of calendar factories can get fired if they take a couple of days off. Or the fact that dreaming about being a muffler can leave you exhausted the next morning. So the astounding secret of dad humor is that it\u2019s really a covert campaign to share fatherly wisdom, in the guise of cringe-worthy jokes and punishing puns. But don\u2019t look to your dad to help with your knowledge of math: another study has shown that 5\/4 of fathers are bad with fractions.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/dads-playbook?source=blog_uk060816\" target=\"_blank\">Dad&#8217;s Playbook<\/a> | $13<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fact that dad jokes are terrible isn\u2019t exactly carved in stone, but it\u2019s often taken for granite. Recent&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":144,"featured_media":47470,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[92,91,813],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/144"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47473,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47468\/revisions\/47473"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}