{"id":37593,"date":"2015-07-08T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T10:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.pro\/?p=37593"},"modified":"2015-08-04T12:39:38","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T16:39:38","slug":"uncommon-personalities-meet-brian-hashemi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/2015\/uncommon-personalities-meet-brian-hashemi\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncommon Personalities: Meet Brian Hashemi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-37610 size-full aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/BrianHashemi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"620\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Brian Hashemi,\u00a0Director of Marketing<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>My hometown is\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nIn Virginia somewhere. I didn\u2019t really grow up in a \u201ctown\u201d, it was really just the middle of the forest. Well, like a house in the middle of the forest. A house in a forest that was technically in a suburb of DC. My backyard flowed into a state park, so I could walk for miles back there without running into another house. It was great as a kid to be able to explore \u2013 I once found an old bootlegger\u2019s hideout back there, a dilapidated building full of old, rusty stills. It was pretty much exactly like the house they find at the end of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blairwitch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Blair Witch Project<\/a>. The place I grew up looked a lot like The Blair Witch Project.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019m inspired by\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\nThe fact that existence exists, because it doesn\u2019t have to. There is something weird and profoundly mysterious about the idea that we are here at all. It\u2019s really much weirder than we allow ourselves to think about.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I chose to go into marketing because&#8230; <\/strong><br \/>\nMarketing chose me. I\u2019ve felt my way through a series of jobs that I\u2019ve found progressively more fulfilling, until finally landing at a company and role and team that I love.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If my 3rd grade teacher could see me now, he or she would say\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nThat I\u2019m much bigger now? That my math and verbal skills have progressed (but my handwriting hasn\u2019t really)? I don\u2019t know, I think my 3rd grade teacher is dead. So I don\u2019t really think she\u2019d say anything.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The most amazing thing I\u2019ve ever seen is\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nLet\u2019s see \u2013 I once saw some dogs eat a baby horse, that was pretty amazing. Oh, and ghosts; I\u2019ve seen two ghosts. Well, one was sort of a spirit that visited me in a dream. The other was like a real, physical ghost (that I saw in a graveyard in Scotland). So yeah, I guess I\u2019d say ghosts. I don\u2019t know, was I supposed to say something more profound, or more poetic? Like, \u201cThe most amazing thing I\u2019ve ever seen is the sun rising over Everest.\u201d I have seen the sun rising over <a href=\"http:\/\/adventure.nationalgeographic.com\/adventure\/everest\/\" target=\"_blank\">Everest<\/a> \u2013 but I still say ghosts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If I could travel back in time, I\u2019d\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nStand very still, trying not to create any paradoxes that would destroy the universe, make my image disappear from photographs, or cause humans to <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Treehouse_of_Horror_V#Time_and_Punishment\" target=\"_blank\">follow an alternate evolutionary path resulting in us now all being lizard-tongued beasts.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Working at UncommonGoods, I\u2019ve learned\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nSo much. I\u2019ve been lucky enough to have been exposed to so many different sides of the business; it\u2019s really been a thorough education. I\u2019ve gotten the chance to take on many things that I don\u2019t think I\u2019d ever have gotten the opportunity to do at another company. I came in as an analyst, but have been given responsibility for everything from PR to project management at various times \u2013 I love learning the ins and outs of new things, and how to optimize different programs. I\u2019ve also learned that I can have a viable, successful career without compromising something about myself.<\/p>\n<p><strong>An uncommon fact about me\u2026 <\/strong><br \/>\nI am constantly replacing my bones with metal. I have metal rods in one arm and one leg, because of soccer injuries. I\u2019m hoping that thousands of years from now, when alien archeologists unearth my skeleton, they\u2019ll point to me as the missing link between organic humans and the cyborg overlords that subsequently took over the earth.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you rather\u2026 go without music for a year, or go without travel for a year? <\/strong><br \/>\nI couldn\u2019t go without music. I mean, how do people get anything done without Ke$ha blasting over their headphones on repeat? Music is an everyday thing, travel is a treat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Director of Marketing Brian Hashemi is an essential piece of the puzzle at UncommonGoods &#8211; and also the missing link between humans and our future cyborg overlords.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":37621,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[798,73,1172],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37593"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38235,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37593\/revisions\/38235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}