{"id":34142,"date":"2014-12-04T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.pro\/?p=34142"},"modified":"2014-12-03T12:04:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-03T17:04:23","slug":"uncommon-knowledge-suffer-borborygmi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/2014\/uncommon-knowledge-suffer-borborygmi\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncommon Knowledge: Do you suffer from borborygmi?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/i-eight-sum-pi-dish?source=blog\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-34165\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/22201_PiDish-548x548.jpg\" alt=\"I Eight Sum Pi Dish | UncommonGoods\" width=\"548\" height=\"548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/22201_PiDish-548x548.jpg 548w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/22201_PiDish-125x125.jpg 125w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/22201_PiDish-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 548px) 100vw, 548px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This uncomfortable and sometimes embarrassing condition is all too common, especially right before dinner is served. Sure, the less-informed may simply refer to the affliction as \u201cstomach grumbling\u201d, but anything sounds more respectable when given its proper medical name, don\u2019t you think? If dinner is served and the main course is rather spicy, you may come down with acute gustatory rhinitis\u2014food-induced runny nose. If you\u2019re not careful as you eat, you may suffer from morsicatio buccarum, and no one enjoys that feeling when you bite your cheek. You won\u2019t sneeze during dinner, exactly, but if someone sprinkles too much pepper nearby, you may need to sternutate. And the highfalutin health risks don\u2019t stop with the main course, oh no. That ice cream sundae for desert is the leading cause of sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia. (That\u2019s \u201cice cream headache\u201d in plain English.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/i-eight-sum-pi-dish?source=blog\" target=\"_blank\">I Eight Sum Pi Dish, $38\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We can all agree that anything sounds more respectable when given its proper medical name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":34166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[813],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34142\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}