{"id":29545,"date":"2014-02-10T09:00:07","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uncommongoods.pro\/?p=29545"},"modified":"2014-02-03T10:37:40","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T15:37:40","slug":"uncommon-knowledge-otter-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/2014\/uncommon-knowledge-otter-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncommon Knowledge: Why would an otter make the best date?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/heart-in-hand?source=blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1.jpg\" alt=\"Heart in Hand | UncommonGoods\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1-125x125.jpg 125w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1-45x45.jpg 45w, https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/19903_zoom1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a>Your sweetie might hold the door for you, bring you flowers, and order oysters with dinner (and not the $1 oyster special kind, the kind off the actual menu!), but do they hold your hand all night to keep you from getting lost somewhere during your REM cycle? Didn\u2019t think so. As if being adorably good swimmers wasn\u2019t enough, otters sleep holding hands so one doesn\u2019t get swept away from the rest of the group. Sweet dreams, furry friends!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/product\/heart-in-hand?source=blog\" target=\"_blank\">Heart in Hand by Cathy Broski, $100<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your sweetie might hold the door for you, bring you flowers, and order oysters with dinner, but do they hold your hand all night to keep you from getting lost somewhere during your REM cycle?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":29998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[813],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29545"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29545\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncommongoods.pro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}